I
Hate You. I Hate You All!
By The GrimSqueaker
Here at my computer,
I felt life was complete.
I'd while away the hours
playing games, at which I'd compete.
Then came along that fateful night,
Folding! What is this they say?
I read about what it is and does,
What the hell, I'll install it today.
Well onto one computer it goes,
so simply, so easy and free.
Peaceful in mind and spirit,
On another system I play TFC.
But woe is me, alas, I'm undone!
Folding? What an insidious plot.
This simple program's a virus you see.
My poor computer's. It's got the lot!
So everyday I sit, just Folding.
Planning to spread it here and there.
Concerned about CPU idle times,
now I only ever play solitaire!