Ode to the Folders by sciencewhiz
There was
movement in the forums as the word had passed around,
that the [H]orde had folders showing lots of class.
And we'd better not get lax as they had gained a lot of ground.
Too soon we could be shown their [H]airy arse.
Dump the seti and don't linger. Help us give the [H]orde the finger.
Sure the RC5 is cool, but what's it for?
Add your cycles to the fight of Aussie Overclocker might.
All cpu's will not be shown the door.
It's a proud Aussie tradition, volunteering for a mission.
Bollocks called, and so they answered, "Yep, we're in!"
And into the ring we danced to find the [H]orde had still advanced.
It will soon become a [H]osing. Lets begin.
While the problems all got sorted still the statsman site reported
that the [H] were coming fast just like the Borgs.
It was in that darkest hour, standing calling for more power, when someone said
"Hey, where the hell is Norgs?"
Then Norgs stood fast from up amongst the battlements on high.
He threw a wave to zzsstt who'd held the fort.
And he then unfurled the standard of the army he commanded,
while he sucked down a quick beer that someone bought.
Then he threw aside the tinny and he gave his whip a crack,
and his army of computers bent their tiny little backs,
while all the heads that once were bent in order that they pray,
looked up and cheered now that they'd seen that Norgs had joined the fray.
Then with baited breath we waited as the stats became updated,
and we found the [H]orde had barely had a win.
The c[h]eeky little bastards turned and waved as they crept pass us.
It's a big mistake to rub small victories in.
We Overclockers took it badly and we set about quite madly
finding cycles where we had not looked before.
If you think that I am joking, notice that my box is smoking
and the fire extinguishers kept behind the door.
This story is not finished as the [H]orde has not diminished.
A cpu not folding is a sin.
ex seti folders can remind us those damn Aliens can find US.
A cancer cure's the fight I want to win