Microsoft are in trouble with it's response to Apple's "successful" Switch advertising campaign. Microsoft in an act of deception? I'm shocked!
Also Microsoft has posted 3 more security alerts, bring the total this year to 68 billion. (Actually 61)
Surprising everyone, Saddam Hussein wins the one man presidential race. Who didn't see that one coming?
Ever wanted to switch to Linux, but the lack of Microsoft Passport holding you back? (BWAH!) I have... er... good news for you. And those Unix people out there need not wait much longer. YAY!