User:SelfCtrl
SelfCtrl is the resident forums attention whore who has been shitting up OCAU since August 2003.
As an attention seeking young chap from Perth, SelfCtrl enjoyed the limelight with his epic sagas. Notably, SelfCtrl enjoys a good chomp on emo girls, evidence here
Selfctrl indulges in fine beer courtesy of the Belgian Beer Cafe.
SelfCtrl is currently petitioning to gain recognition as one of OCAU's Famous and Forgotten. He has currently been unsuccessful in his attempts, due to the lack of a permaban.
SelfCtrl is teh funniez. No seriously.